every object is a doorway

THE HOUSE

it's after bedtime · the rain has the street · the toys are awake
step inside
waking the room…
every object is a doorway

THE HOUSE

click the books · the chest · the notebook · the shoebox

what i finished

ways to lose yourself

THE SHELF

Branching stories, a toybox war, a few honest jobs, and Dumb Tony's corner of the shelf. Everything here runs in your browser — no installs, no accounts, nothing but choices and their consequences.

SOUTH
polar epic · antarctica 1915 · you are the boss
The ship is crushed, the ice is drifting, and twenty-seven men are reading your face to learn whether they live. The only true ending is all of them.
STILL BREATHING
survival thriller · six true ordeals
A plane down in the white. A raft on the whole Atlantic. A boulder, a lost trail, a cut rope, a desert. Every deadly choice is a real survival myth — grounded in the ones who came back.
NINE CIRCLES
a descent · after Dante
Walk down through Hell with a dead poet. Carry three names. Keep the star lit. Feel it, and walk on.
CHOOSE WISELY
branching storybook · the shop remembers
A corner shop where every gift takes something back. Fifty-six endings. The shop remembers you between visits — and it lies at high haunt.
NOBODY
the Odyssey · a homecoming · twenty years
You are Odysseus. Your name is a resource that can go dark, the sea keeps a twenty-year grudge, and Penelope's loom is the clock. The poem says he came home alone, too late. Argue with the poem.
ELEMENTARY
deduction · Sherlock Holmes · wrong is a branch
You are Sherlock Holmes. Notice the tell, draw the red thread across the Index, name the guilty. No one greys out the false clues — believe one and an innocent hangs, and Watson whispers a word in your ear: Norbury.
CURIOUSER
dream & nonsense · Alice in Wonderland
You're the wrong size for every room, every creature answers with a worse question, and being reasonable is the trap. You can't win a dream — you can only wake as yourself.
DRACULA — THE RED INK
gothic detective · the book is his body · every correction feeds him
You are the Editor. A crate of the hunters' journals returns to Whitby, and the pages rewrite themselves in red overnight. Reconstruct the manuscript, resist the Red Ink corrupting it, and choose what the book becomes — before it finishes becoming him.
G FOR GEORGE
the true Great Escape · three true books · names changed
Silesia, 1943. Six hundred officers, three tunnels, 336 feet to the trees — and one typed list of fifty names. Then the escape that worked clean, and the long way round. Three true books, told by the last man left, fifty years on.
AGE OF TOYS
real-time strategy · the toybox war
Fourteen maps, plastic armies, and a bathtub naval theatre. The floor is the front line.
BRAINROT: RISE OF THE MEME
strategy · by dumb tony
Infect humanity with terminal brainrot before the world cures itself. Ride Trend Heat, spend Virality, outrun The Cure.
HOOD RUN
endless runner · the crosstown dash
You come out of City Trust with the take and the whole block behind you. Three lanes, real corners to cut, rooftops and alleys if you're brave, and a city that builds itself new every run.
BLOODRIFT
fighting game × RPG · three realities, one wound
Twenty fighters across four factions — heroes, villains, monsters and whatever came through the Rift — and four mutually exclusive ways to win the same fight. Your profile remembers: levels, mastery that rewrites your own moves, and a weekly seven-floor tower that keeps your place when you walk away.
VICTORY LAP
open-town roguelike RPG · about never leaving
One week on the Miracle Mile: a register to work, a heat meter that learns your name, and a job at the Game Barn if you case it properly. Four ways the week ends and only one of them is the 6 a.m. bus. Lose, and the town keeps what you learned.
TIDEBOUND
survival visual novel · by dumb tony
Your plane goes down beside an island no chart admits exists. Earn the trust of one wild animal. The island's Ledger forgets nothing.
FRESH CUT
lawn-mowing sim · hazel park · nobody yells at you
Forty-eight lawns in a small town, every one with a hero stripe and a palette of its own. No fail state, no timer, no boss — just the line you cut and the strip you leave behind. Do it right and the neighbours start asking for you by name.
SHORT STAFFED
montana diner co-op · three shifts, one weekend
A diner with more tickets than hands. Run the weekend across three shifts, survive supply day and the bear that comes with it, and spend what's left on the only things Hazel will let you upgrade. Play it alone or drag a friend into the weeds with you.
HOME BREW
brewery tycoon · recipes you actually discover
One kettle, two fermenters and a taproom nobody has heard of. Recipes aren't handed to you — you find them by putting the wrong things in the right order. Then the fair comes to town, and you learn what your beer is really worth.
THE LAST ISSUE
superhero horde roguelike · build your own hero first
Make a hero — powers, silhouette, the name on the cover — then hold a city against everything that wants the last page. Every run is a new issue, and the ones you survive go in the box.
QUARRY
alien hunting sim · the method is the score
You are the thing in the trees. Your technology makes the hunt trivial, and using it is exactly what costs you — the carcass pays in bounty, the method pays in honour, and they pull opposite ways every time. You cannot die. You can be broken, and whatever broke you keeps a piece of your kit and stays on that world wearing it.
CLEAN THE ZOO!
sorting game · 1,500 animals · ten habitats
The gates were left open and the whole zoo wandered off. Sort every animal back where it belongs — 120 species across ten habitats — with a streak that rewards a steady hand and badges for the long haul. It is the most relaxing kind of enormous.
SURF
wave-riding sim · the ocean does the work
A wave is not a ramp. The water itself is moving, and the board goes where the surface takes it — so riding is a conversation with a thing that was never trying to carry you. Read the swell, take the drop, and stay in the part of the wave that is still alive.
BITE
quiet fishing · Mud Lake remembers you
Fifteen species, each with its own hours, its own water and its own opinion of you. The bobber is the whole interface — learn to read what it is telling you and the lake opens up. Somewhere out past the drop-off there is a fish they named the Mayor.
THE KILN
blind reduction firing · you find out when it is cold
Load it, close it, fire it — and then wait, because nothing about a reduction firing can be checked while it is happening. Sixteen things a surface can do, and the only way to learn them is to open the kiln the next morning and look.
TOYBOX: LAST WATCH
toy-soldier tower defence · hold until morning
Lights out, and the toys take the watch. Block towers on the corners, twenty-three units to place, and a line across the bedroom floor that has to hold until the sun comes up. Three floors, and none of them forgive a gap.
THE HAUNT
you run the haunted house · timing is the trick
You are not the ghost, you are the operator. Cue the scares, read the group coming down the corridor, and learn where the line is between frightening people and losing them entirely. A season of nights, and the ones who walk out early are the score.
THE LAST LOCAL
serve the tourists · save the bar · mind the pigs
Copperhead, Montana, pop. falling. You work the last bar in town through a service-industry catastrophe — co-op with up to four, lockstep over the wire — and the shotgun behind the counter is always an option. Deterministic, friendslop, and the pigs are not a metaphor.
HERE COMES THE TRUCK
ice cream truck tycoon · hazel park, same town
A route, a freezer and a song you will hear in your sleep. Learn which streets want what, keep your regulars, and find out how long a summer really is. In the room you have to catch it — it only runs the street for fifteen seconds at a time.
A LITTLE TOO ALIVE
experimental god game · anything is a seed
Plant a tooth, a heart, or a brick. Crossbreed the results. Watch creatures form societies and houses discover they have legs. An early, growing sandbox.
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